Dear Count of Monte Cristo and Andrea Blevins Kendricks (main character of a "The Good Girl's Guide to Murder) --
Word Nerd is leaving you.
But only for a while; promise.
It's not you. It's the Word Nerd. And it's all because of a certain orange-haired maverick-type character who goes by the name Hal, short for Halloween, short for Gabriel Hall.
In short, Word Nerd's hold (finally) came in on "Everfree," Nick Sagan's new book.
Word Nerd can wait no longer before starting this book.
So Count and Andrea, you're just going to have to wait.
See you again tomorrow. Or maybe Wednesday.